Buying an Island

Being so incredibly wealthy from my Fruny Business I have decided to place an offer on an island that’s available off the coast of the Bahamas. So far it’s looking good. The island is already setup with some utilities like running water (from a well), satellite internet, and a set of native families that would …

Coca-Cola Responds

Today Coca-Cola surprisingly answered my email. They wanted something called a media-kit. I have to be honest I was forced to Google it. It turns out a media-kit is what they call a portfolio for advertisers. It helps them decide on ads. It includes all types of nifty statistics and normally complete pricing. I spent …